Model: Image Response

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I found this hand painted illustration in an old book about proper hygiene. It’s from the chapter on cavities and orifices. When I came across it, I looked at it for hours and couldn’t stop laughing. I was aroused. Afterwards I went next door to Grocery Outlet and purchased a mechanical exfoliator. I just finished scrubbing the original labels off with my new exfoliator and I seem to have forgotten everything I thought I knew about cavities and orifices. I can’t stop crying I will never touch anyone again. Would you please fill in the gaps with two word labels?

— Tyler Clapsaddle

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1. paper hat
2. juicin fruit
3. fruit roll up
4. kill bill
5. dentist

1. tissue knife
2. savory panty
3. nature’s joint
4. breakup machine
5. destiny employee

1. shutter stock
2. never could
3. roll me
4. incoherent device
5. horse wallet

1. fuse box
2. spin clutch
3. force field
4. placental cavity
5. wrist watch

1. stratosphere duh
2. LOOK. what?
3. psychological operation
4. train wreck
5. mind gutter

1. Graphic triangle
2. curled wing
3. fruit rollup
4. button switch
5. crazy switch

1. Hallowed Bringing
2. Protruding Fixation
3. Oral Imprint
4. Alarmingly Horny
5. Species 10-C

1. Filter mountain
2. Can you?
3. Aloe marrow
4. Contraption block
5. Perfect fit

1. Folded sail
2. Furled wing
3. Sea scroll
4. Lit gizmo
5. Lonely saddle

1. Blueprint sail
2. clover bat
3. fruit rollup leaf
4. kill switch
5. saddle bodice

1. Paper idea
2. winged kiss
3. thin grass
4. passion project
5. good time

1. Sharp cone
2. Slime tube
3. Chewy roll
4. Magical button
5. Tongue seat

1. vertex hamburger
2. bat palate
3. honeydew roll
4. glib contraption
5. stop strap

1. Memory Shield
2. Antiseptic Lovemaking
3. Mossy Dermatitis
4. Obedient Burst
5. Disobedient Beast

1. Paper pyramid
2. Tongue instrument
3. Sticky treat
4. I don’t know what that is
5. Well-loved leather

1. prismatic pyramid
2. crescent kiss
3. apple delight
4. fidget gadget
5. horse seat

1. frat uncle
2. mouth swab
3. bottle-drop ringleader
4. pressed release
5. souped-up strap-on

1. the runaround
2. folded ligament
3. glucosal supplement
4. power fold
5. nowhere to hold

1. brutalist tipi
2. bone plum
3. frutiger snack
4. uhh button
5. antiquated heart

1. photostock prism
2. hotdog tongue
3. jelly roll
4. hot button
5. saddle crotch

1. Clear mind
2. hot wax
3. soft green
4. touch me
5. ride me

1. crystal prism
2. succulent wings
3. sweet kelp
4. gogo gadget
5. giddyup lady

1. isolated triad
2. rolled wingspan
3. green parallels
4. levered light
5. saddle theory

1. shutterstock who? + set the cheetahs on the loose (frank ocean right) 
2. something i can’t do + tongues out 2026!!
3. fruit roll up? + crazy!!
4. genuinely what am i looking at
5. Medieval strap on ? + freaky!

1. Stock pyramid
2. Raspberry bat
3. Rollup condom
4. Button ring
5. Leather engine

1. Pyramid grotesque
2. flittermouse outstretched
3. chlorophyll relief
4. toggle opines
5. saddled gentry

1. Architect tool
2. tongue roll
3. jelly cellophane
4. nerd shit

1. Shutterstock Giza
2. Macaroni elbow
3. Tattoo promise
4. Found a rythm
5. Root chakra

1. utter shock
2. bat pussy
3. wicked roll
4. masc toy
5. giddy up

1. pale sail
2. wing light
3. grass stain
4. bop it
5. willow day

1. paper torrent
2. wing lipped
3. truth roll
4. The Canceller
5. flying strides

1. Opera peak
2. night forms
3. waxed compressor
4. activation channel
5. saddle stone

1. Shutterstock generation
2. tongue noodle
3. xylem egg
4. machine learning
5. ducklip strap

1. sail cloth
2. tongue wing
3. aloe o
4. light gizmo
5. saddle worn

1. chart tickler
2. bone spittle
3. functional sugar
4. doing doohickey
5. electrocuted straddle

1. ancient breath
2. lips pursed
3. new life is filling me
4. push the button
5. support will hold you

1. cobweb cone
2. sticky bones
3. rolled grass
4. metal baby
5. saddle up

1. handkerchief angle
2. flight curl
3. carpet apple
4. blink button
5. pelvis ride

1. mountain hat
2. bat roll
3. tongue stains
4. undetermined metal
5. leather splay

1. Pinnacle Mystery
2. Slurp Cavern
3. Chlorophyl Veins
4. Lonesome Stirrup
5. Automated Agony

1. silver point
2. wet willy
3. roll grass
4. cyborg hole
5. ride me

1. paper and pencil pyramidal prism
2. bag wing tongue taco
3. green onion green
4. ladybug launcher 😦 
5. leather saddle

1. Pre-conical extrusion
2. labial wingspan
3. Aloe-ver now
4. baby trebuchet
5. butt spot!

Hats to hold, lips to reach towards?

this is not a pipe

1. Shame triangle
2. Fruity tongue
3. Candy blunt
4. Technical issues
5. Strapped up

1. Stock tip
2. Batsploitation trick
3. Green between
4. Kinky mechanics
5. Apparatus operandi

1. five faced
2. bat lip
3. fruit leather
4. choke lever
5. empty saddle

1. god’s tallest
2. regular special
3. monkeybar tacky
4. bimble machine
5. low rider

1. ship hat
2. mouth taco
3. sweet slap
4. roboto love
5. horse harness

1. Making sense
2. The trill
3. First fruit
4. It’s coming
5. Making us

1. desire hierarchy
2. special skill
3. cellophane sounds
4. puttering around
5. buckle up

1. graph back
2. wet lunge
3. skin slick
4. trigger sappy
5. leather intern

1. Up think
2. Torso hall
3. Camellia peptides
4. Robocop packer
5. Mistr Purgatry

1. Paper cut
2. Fragile curls
3. Waxy loops
4. Emergency machine
5. Leather knob

1. Pyramid Scheme!
2. Come hither
3. Sticky Loop!
4. Construction Worker
5. Saddle Up?

1. Lips and taco tongue
2. Umbrella bump
3. Fruit roll
4. I don’t know girl
5. A saddle but also maybe a retainer I can’t zoom in girl

1. Paper planes by M.I.A.
2. I can do that
3. Mmm fruit rill up
4. Toys 😊
5. Duck beak? I’m drunkkkk

1. The blowback
2. Leaving you
3. Sacharin, furled
4. Engineering loss
5. Forever untongued